poniedziałek, 13 marca 2017

The negative theology of the white cube. Interview with gonzo curators


The negative theology of the white cube. Interview with Aneta Rostkowska and Jakub Woynarowski for a Czech art magazine A2, conducted by Tereza Jindrová in January 2017 after a gonzo performance at National Gallery in Prague (in the framework of the final exhibition of the Jindřich Chalupecký Award).


1. The term „gonzo curating“, which you use for your projects, was inspired by so called gonzo journalism – can you explain and describe the concept of gonzo?

The core of gonzo curating is appropriation of objects by means of constructing semi-fictional narratives around them. In our storytelling performances we use unconventional, "hybrid" tools to deliberately mix the real and the fictitious hoping to achieve "reality effects" – influence the real world in various ways.

Gonzo curating belongs to a whole group of gonzo activities that we listed in our founding document from 2012 - "Applied Arts of Gonzo". The main reference here was a famous manifesto written by Artur Żmijewski in 2007 - "The Applied Social Arts", calling the contemporary art world to have more social relevance and impact. Our goal was to respond to such a call in a playful way by means of exploring invisible structures of hidden violence present in the art world itself. We are very annoyed by the rhetoric of social relevance employed by many subjects in the art world that at the same time omit any in depth reflection upon the conditions and mechanisms of the art world itself. The text that we wrote presents examples of activities that undermine the existing hierarchies of the more and more neoliberal art world, mock its ridiculous pompousness and a growing level of rigid professionalism that restricts the freedom of artists, curators and institutions.

Gonzo curating became for us an attempt to undermine existing power relations by means of imagination, highly inspired by Hunter’s Thompson sharp and lively critique of socio-political situation. In a way it creates a space of freedom in the reality of institutional, economic and imagination-related crisis, a challenge for art institutions and established exhibition formats. During gonzo performances [for example in Prague or in Kraków] we're trying to establish temporary communities based both on irrational belief and hyper rationally controlled post-truth paranoia. We follow here Hunter S. Thompson's words: "There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning".

2. You have founded a fictitious institution - Centre for Contemporary Art Wawel Castle in Kraków – which is an exemplum of your “gonzo practice”. Can you tell us more about this particular project?

Gonzo curating is essentially a site-specific practice: a particular site is treated as an aleatory score for the performance - its general course is determined but the details depend on chance. That's why we decided to choose a specific place which could be the stable centre for a part of our ephemeral activities. Since 2012 we are running together a fictitious institution where invited artists create narratives around selected elements of the existing Wawel Royal Castle claiming them to be their own works. Our motivation for the project was the fact that the Museum located in the Castle almost never allows any contemporary art into its spaces. By means of the project we create an imaginary “collection” of site-specific works of art situated there. Our project is an attempt to break the barrier related to the physical and symbolic inaccessibility of the Wawel Castle, to rediscover the potential hidden in this most recognizable element of Kraków and to provide a stepping stone to a critical and imaginative reinterpretation of the issues related to the history and tradition of the city. Together with invited artists we intend to liberate narrations “imprisoned” there and use them to construct a living, developing hypertext open for unorthodox exegesis, which would allow a new way of experiencing the Castle [itself a very conservative, ideologically monolithic, Catholic and nationalist place].

By means of the project we would also like to test the power of language in creating a different and compelling “reality” and in providing an untypical agency to an invisible art institution. After a successful first edition of the project, currently we intend to create a second – this time international – full edition with different artists under the title "Mockumenta". It will consist of site-specific artworks, guided tours around them and a special publication including a map of the CCA. Currently we are also working on a website that will look like a website of a normal art institution and present all artworks from our “collection”. 


In 2014 we also started an international tournee, presenting the CCA first at Vilnius University Imagination Lab, then at Kulgrinda art camp in Kartena, Fire Station Artists' Studios in Dublin and at California College of the Arts in San Francisco. A perfect medium for us became the format of "lecture-as-exhibition" – a presentation in-between a lecture performance and a guided tour during which our immaterial works are activated revealing new layers of meaning. In this form (accompanied by a theory of a nomadic art institution) we presented the CCA at the D-CAF festival in Cairo and at de Appel arts centre in Amsterdam. We also expanded the activity of CCA's Educational Department, organizing several gonzo workshops in Kraków and in Amsterdam. [One of the works from CCA's collection was also loaned and displayed for one year at the Yoav Tal Art Collection in Tel Aviv]

3. You are describing your collective practice as curating – but from the more conventional point of view it is more familiar with the modern and contemporary forms of fine art (performance, institutional critique etc.). What you think about this contradiction? And is it even important to make some distinction between those two spheres from now?

One of us is more an artist developing a curatorial practice the other - more a curator developing an artistic practice. We meet in the common field of "gonzo curating", which is in fact a mixture of artistic and curatorial practice. In this respect our practice can be viewed as a rebellion against the division between the artistic and the curatorial. In fact, if we think about the curator as an artist of the ready-made, we could also state that the art world is just an artwork.

4. Do you have any other sources of inspiration or model practice that inspired you (besides gonzo journalism)?

We refer to various sources, ex. hermetic religious communities, conspiracy theories and contemporary grant system. We're interested in Incoherent Arts movement, a proto-Avantgarde carnivalesque phenomenon established in the late 19th century in Paris. One of our historical inspirations is also Orson Welles’ masterpiece, a radio drama The War of the Worlds (1938) that caused a real panic and hysteria among wider audiences in the United States. Another reference is the pivotal piece Happsoc of Stano Filko and Alex Mlynárčik (1965), in which the artists designated all life in the city of Bratislava as a work of art for one week. "World as Medium" - that's how Jan Verwoert described Stano Filko's artistic practice and we think it also perfectly fits our gonzo practice.

5. You are developing the concept of anti-documentation. Can you explain what does it mean and give us some examples?


In our practice we very often define the art world and its subjects by means of negations of the concepts employed there looking for ideas that have been suppressed or forgotten in the course of its history. That's why our "gonzo dictionary" present in the "Applied Arts of Gonzo" text is full of such concepts as anti-curator, non-exhibition, non-critic, non-review or disinformation campaign. In fact, what we are doing is developing some kind of apophatic or negative theology of the white cube. 

Anti-documentation has a place here as well. We understand it as a documentation of a purposefully creative character, breaking with the monotony of traditional means of recording art. It's a game played on the artists-curators-audience axis posing a challenge for the common ideas around documentation. To stress the importance of this practice at the CCA Wawel Castle we established the Department of Anti-documentation (or Anti-department of Documentation). [You can read more about anti-documentation here.]

Interesting example of this practice can be a project created for the CCA (with Bunkier Sztuki Gallery of Contemporary Art as a partner) by a performer Olof Olsson in 2014. Olof was invited to create an artwork for CCA’s collection, he came to Kraków for short residence but didn’t reveal to us what he actually created. What we possess is only a recording of his performative digressive lecture - a story within a story - in which he introduces his artistic research to the audience. We could say then that the final product of Olof's activity in Wawel Castle is anti-documentation of his (for us unknown) artwork. From our perspective he jumped directly from the research stage to the anti-documentation stage, omitting the artwork itself.

[A futuristic vision of gonzo curating is a one of the themes of Aneta Rostkowska's short story Object no. 2299, published by Arte East Quarterly (English) and Słownik Kultury (Polish).]

poniedziałek, 3 marca 2014

Aneta Rostkowska, Kuba Woynarowski, applied arts of gonzo

artist, curator, critic and collector create a sect/a secret agreement/
an artist or non-artist secretly puts his/her own work into an existing exhibition.
an artist appropriates specific objects from within an art institution, recognizing them as her/his own work.
through mediation, a number of artists deliberately blur the authorship of a particular work of art.
an artist distributes alternative versions of his/her own (or someone else's) biography.
an artist invites guests to the opening of her/his exhibition in a randomly selected art institution. the institution knows nothing about the exhibition. at the announced time the exhibition is not there and the artist is absent.
a photographer prepares documentation of an artists’ work, but the resulting images wouldn’t get approval of the artist (the work is being presented in a non-appropriate way).

a director of a museum organizes an expensive exhibition that only s/he can see.
by secret agreement all art institutions in a city simultaneously present exhibitions of work by the same artist; or the same exhibition is transferred from one art institution to another within the same city.
an art institution compiles false information concerning a single art project it has organised, and disseminates multiple conflicting descriptions of one project.
an art institution organizes an exhibition of random objects of different origins, which have been accumulated over the years (regardless of whether they are art objects or not).
the same curatorial text is used in multiple exhibitions.
curatorial texts belonging to two different exhibitions (taking place simultaneously) are exchanged.

a non-existent artist, event or art institution is promoted in the media. the primary source of all information is difficult to identify.
artworks produced by several artists are treated as having been created by one artist, and the objects made by one single artist are attributed to several different artists.
an (anti-)curator (falsely) claims to be a curator of a particular exhibition pursuing her/his own media campaign.
an (anti-)curator distributes an alternative curatorial text or audio/video-guide, changing the meaning of (someone else's) exhibition
a curatorial talk about the exhibition is being taken over by self-proclaimed (anti-)curator

all items in a gallery space are treated by the public as works of art.
a visitor sees the exhibition from a predefined point of view - for example, an art project is going to be perceived as surreal, socially engaged or abstract.
a visitor perceives a group exhibition as a solo show, and a solo exhibition as a group show.
the public treat several independent exhibitions as one single exhibition, and several unrelated exhibitions as one single project.
something that is not an exhibition is received by the public as an exhibition. a non-curatorial text is read as a curatorial text.

art critic sees an exhibition under the influence of strong drugs and then describes her/his experience in a review
an art critic reviews only: the exhibitions s/he did not see; exhibitions that did not exist; non-exhibitions; or the reviews of exhibitions written by other art critics.
an art critic reviews exhibitions according to a predefined formula - for example, adopting the format ‘positive - negative - positive – negative’.
an art critic writes only non-reviews, or creates texts consisting only of quotations, or gives his/her column to someone else (eg. non-critic ), or uses only visual material, or writes an entirely unrelated text.
an art critic prepares her/his review in the form of a cabaret, musical radio-piece or video-performance.
an art critic prepares a review of multiple use (so that it may be used for different exhibitions)
an art critic writes a positive review as negative (negative assesment, positive conclusion) or a negative review as positive (positive assesment, negative conclusion).
an art critic simultaneously publishes a positive and a negative review of the same exhibition.
an art critic describes exhibitions only in the way that she/he would like them to be  - as a result her/his reviews are always positive

an art dealer sells all the objects in a gallery, regardless of their origin.
an art dealer arranges studio visits for clients – the artists visited are played by actors in suitably constructed sets.
an art collector collects only the fetishes of the artists.

an art historian shows a marginal phenomenon as a canon, and a canon of art as something marginal.
an art historian describes an alternative version of events, mixing facts and fiction.
an art historian gives lectures in the form of cabaret, musical radio-piece or video-performance.

* we loyally warn that some of the ideas described above have been implemented

niedziela, 2 marca 2014

Centre for Contemporary Art 'Wawel Castle'



Artists: Michał Gayer, Justyna Gryglewicz, Michał Hyjek, Szymon Kobylarz, Magdalena Lazar, Cecylia Malik, Mateusz Okoński, Agnieszka Piksa, Aneta Rostkowska, Marta Sala, Łukasz Skąpski, Piotr Sikora, Kuba Skoczek, Łukasz Surowiec, Piotr Swiatoniowski, Wojciech Szymański, Kuba Woynarowski.

Centre for Contemporary Art “Wawel Castle” is a fictive centre for contemporary art in Cracow/Poland. It is “located” in an existing museum of Wawel Royal Castle. The Museum almost never allows any contemporary art into its spaces so we decided to create an imaginary “collection” of site-specific works of art situated there. The artists taking part in our project don't create any physical works, instead they reappropriate different elements of the Castle and its real collection and claim authorship over them. They create stories and new meanings related to these objects.

After a successful first edition of the project that consisted in a guided tour around the Castle, this year we invited a performer Olof Olsson to prepare a special performance that will take place inside the Castle. During the event the objects from the Museum’s collection will be presented as contemporary artworks. We also intend to create a second - this time international – full edition with different artists. It will take place in 2015 and consist in site-specific artworks, a guided tour around them lead by us and the artists and a special map of the Castle with all the artworks marked and described. Currently we are also working on a website that will look like a website of a normal art institution and present all artworks from our “collection”.

Our project is an attempt to break the barrier related to the physical and symbolic inaccessibility of the Wawel Castle, to rediscover the potential hidden in this most recognizable element of Cracow’s urban fabric and to provide a stepping stone to a critical and imaginative reinterpretation of the issues related to the history and tradition of the city. Together with invited artists we intend to liberate narrations “imprisoned” there and use them to construct a living, developing hypertext that would allow a new way of sensing and experiencing the Castle. By means of the project we would also like to test the power of language in creating a different and compelling “reality” and in providing an untypical agency to an invisible art institution.

This project is an example of a new vision of curating we created, which combines the gonzo “style” with the reality of the economic crisis (so-called “gonzo curating”).

An important aspect of the project is the narrative as such – it seems that after the postmodern deconstruction of language a new need for narrative and storytelling is emerging. It is particularly visible in the growing popularity of ambitious TV-series, but also in the emergence of whole group of neo-conceptual artists and curators that very intensively work with language.

The project doesn’t acknowledge a rigid opposition between fiction and the real. Instead it proposes to look at fictions as a possessing specific "reality effects" – as influencing the real world in various ways. In this respect one of the main inspirations for the show was Orson Welles’ masterpiece – a radio drama The War of the Worlds (1938) that caused a real panic and hysteria among wider audiences in the United States. Another reference is the pivotal Happsoc piece of Stano Filko and Alex Mlynárčik (1965), in which the artists designated all life in the city of Bratislava as a work of art for one week.

Aneta Rostkowska, Kuba Woynarowski

wtorek, 28 sierpnia 2012

Curatorial performance "U Can't Touch This"


A curatorial performance “U Can't Touch This” in Radiofonia radio station was a gonzo curating project, in which a fictive exhibition consisting of postminimalist abstract sculptures (in fact soft objects used to sound-proof the studio) was presented only in aural way by mixing sophisticated interpretations referring to art history and philosophy with ‘relevant’ popular music from 80s and 90s.

"U Can't Touch This" - the first audio-vernissage in Poland!

"(..) That's word because you know
U can't touch this
Break it down (...)"
Stanley Kirk Burrell

A pioneering gonzo exhibition in Radiofonia radio station! You can properly access it only in aural way! We mix contemporary postminimalism with products of paleo-intellectual  discourse of popular culture of the 80's and 90's. The audiosphere of the radio station's is influenced by site-specific objects commissioned by the curatorial team.

Curators-DJs: Aneta Rostkowska, Kuba Skoczek, Kuba Woynarowski.

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(1) First video artwork shown during the opening: MC Hammer,"U Can't Touch This":


(2) Installation (ceiling): 458 x 320 cm (total area), links, hooks, wedges cut from a sponge 
(with approximate dimensions of 120 x 24 x 24 cm) 
Video art: Ace of Base "The Sign":


(3) Light Box (wood): 52 x 33 x 8 
Video art: 2 Unlimited "No Limit":


(4) 7 Canvases (unprimed canvases, steel): 120 x 60 x 6 cm
4 Dark Slots (wood): 52 x 33 x 8 cm 
Video art: Army of Lovers "Obsession":


(5) Monolith (wood, canvas, sound system): 191 x 82 x 20 cm
Two Bright Cubes (2 pieces, sponge): 29 x 23 x 23 cm
Video art: No Mercy "Where do you go":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyANFcnrM8I
Fragment from Space Odyssey with the monolith:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y15NnGZIBuM


(6) Black Square 1 (canvas, wood): 89 x 82 x 20 cm
Video art: Michael Jackson, Black or White

Photos of works and a list of tracks: https://www.facebook.com/events/449283898449752/
Recording: https://soundcloud.com/daria-gosek/audiowernisaz

Centrum Sztuki Współczesnej Zamek Wawelski

CSW Zamek Wawelski
29.06.2012, godz. 15.00-17.30

Artyści: Michał Gayer, Justyna Gryglewicz, Michał Hyjek, Szymon Kobylarz, Magdalena Lazar, Cecylia Malik, Mateusz Okoński, Agnieszka Piksa, Aneta Rostkowska, Marta Sala, Łukasz Skąpski, Piotr Sikora, Kuba Skoczek, Łukasz Surowiec, Piotr Swiatoniowski, Wojciech Szymański, Kuba Woynarowski

Artyści-kuratorzy projektu "CSW Zamek Wawelski" proponują zwiedzającym niekonwencjonalne oprowadzanie po Wzgórzu Wawelskim i jego okolicach. Zorganizowana przez nich wycieczka-performance stanowi próbę przełamania bariery związanej z fizyczną i symboliczną niedostępnością przestrzeni Zamku, postrzeganego nieraz jako swoista twierdza. Celem podejmowanych działań jest odkrycie na nowo potencjału tkwiącego w tym najbardziej reprezentacyjnym punkcie tkanki miejskiej Krakowa. Zgromadzone w zamkowej przestrzeni obiekty i związane z nimi niezwykłe wydarzenia są punktem wyjścia do krytycznej reinterpretacji wątków związanych z historią i tradycją stolicy Małopolski. Zamierzeniem autorów jest wyzwolenie "zamkniętych" we Wzgórzu Wawelskim narracji i skonstruowanie w oparciu o nie żyjącego, rozwijającego się hipertekstu, scalającego ukryte w przestrzeni Wzgórza dzieła autorstwa grona współczesnych artystów. Performance - inaugurujący działalność niekonwencjonalnego Centrum Sztuki Współczesnej - stanowi również okazję do prezentacji opracowanej przez organizatorów i przedstawionej w specjalnym manifeście koncepcji kuratorskiej, łączącej reporterską tradycję gonzo z realiami epoki kryzysu ekonomicznego (tzw. kuratorstwo gonzo / gonzo curating).

Artyści-kuratorzy: Aneta Rostkowska, Jakub Woynarowski.

Adres strony projektu: www.cswzamekwawelski.blogspot.com.

poniedziałek, 27 sierpnia 2012

"U Can't Touch This" - pierwszy audiowernisaż w Polsce!

Pionierska wystawa gonzo w Radiofonii! Dostęp wyłącznie audio! Miksujemy współczesny postminimalizm z wytworami paleointelektualnego dyskursu kultury popularnej lat 80-tych i 90-tych ubiegłego stulecia. Na audiosferę zastanej przestrzeni oddziałują umieszczone w siedzibie Radiofonii obiekty site-specific wykonane na zlecenie teamu kuratorskiego.
Kuratorzy-DJe: Aneta Rostkowska, Kuba Skoczek, Kuba Woynarowski.
"(..) To słowa dzięki którym wiesz,
Nie dotkniesz tego
Złam to (...)"
Stanley Kirk Burrell
Zapraszamy w niedzielę 2 września, godz. 18.00-19.00, Radiofonia (www.radiofonia.fm).

Zdjęcia prac i lista utworów: https://www.facebook.com/events/449283898449752/
Nagranie audycji: https://soundcloud.com/daria-gosek/audiowernisaz



BOKSY JASNE (2 sztuki, drewno): 52 x 33 x 8 / Muzyka: 2 Unlimited "No Limit"

MONOLIT (drewno, płótno, zestaw nagłaśniający): 191 x 82 x 20 cm;  DWA KUBY JASNE (2 sztuki, gąbka): 29 x 23 x 23 cm / Muzyka: No Mercy "Where do you go"

CZARNY KWADRAT 1 (płótno, drewno): 89 x 82 x 20 cm


INSTALACJA (SUFIT): 458 x 320 cm (powierzchnia całkowita) linki, haki, kliny wycięte z gąbki (o wymiarach ok. 120 x 24 x 24 cm) / Muzyka: Ace of Base "The Sign"

 PŁÓTNA (7 sztuk, niezagruntowane blejtramy, stal): 120 x 60 x 6 cm; BOKSY CIEMNE (4 sztuki, drewno): 52 x 33 x 8 cm / Muzyka: Army of Lovers "Obsession"

niedziela, 26 sierpnia 2012

Aneta Rostkowska, Jakub Woynarowski, katalog wypadków, czyli stosowane sztuki gonzo

artysta, kurator, krytyk i kolekcjoner zakładają sektę
artysta lub nie-artysta podrzuca na wystawę własne dzieło sztuki
artyści przywłaszczają sobie konkretne obiekty w obrębie danej instytucji, uznając je za własne prace
poprzez akt wielokrotnego zapośredniczenia przez wielu artystów, z rozmysłem zostaje zatarte autorstwo danego dzieła
artysta rozpowszechnia wiele różnych, alternatywnych wersji własnego (lub cudzego) biogramu
artysta zaprasza gości na wernisaż do losowo wybranej, niepoinformowanej o tym fakcie instytucji – w wyznaczonym terminie wernisaż nie odbywa się, a autor jest nieobecny
fotograf przygotowuje dokumentację prac artystów, prezentując je w warunkach, których twórcy by sobie nie życzyli

dyrektor muzeum organizuje kosztowną wystawę, którą wyłącznie on sam może oglądać
w wyniku zmowy wszystkie instytucje sztuki w tym samym mieście (lub kraju) w tym samym czasie prezentują wystawy autorstwa jednego artysty
ta sama wystawa przenoszona jest z instytucji do instytucji w obrębie jednego miasta
instytucja sztuki organizuje kampanię dezinformacyjną i rozpowszechnia wiele sprzecznych ze sobą opisów jednego projektu
w instytucji sztuki odbywa się wystawa przypadkowych obiektów różnego pochodzenia, w ciągu wielu lat zgromadzonych na terenie placówki
w przekazach medialnych promowany jest nieistniejący artysta, zjawisko lub instytucja sztuki – pierwotne źródło informacji pozostaje trudne do zidentyfikowania
w przekazach medialnych kilku artystów potraktowanych zostaje jako jeden twórca, a wytwory jednego autora zostają przypisane kilku różnym osobom

prawa do wystawy przypisuje sobie samozwańczy antykurator, realizujący własną kampanię medialną wokół spornego projektu
antykurator rozpowszechnia alternatywny tekst kuratorski lub audioguide/videoguide, zmieniający sens (cudzej) wystawy
oprowadzania kuratorskie zostaje przejęte przez forsującego własną interpretację antykuratora
przy okazji różnych projektów zostaje wykorzystany ten sam tekst kuratorski
teksty kuratorskie do dwóch różnych wystaw (np. odbywających się w tym samym czasie) zostają zamienione miejscami
nie-wystawa zostaje odebrana przez odbiorców jako wystawa, a tekst nie-kuratorski zostaje odczytany jako tekst kuratorski
wszystkie elementy w budynku galerii zostają potraktowane przez widzów jako dzieła sztuki
odbiorca ogląda wystawę ze z góry założonego punktu widzenia - np. dowolnie wybrany projekt zostaje zinterpretowany jako surrealistyczny, społecznie zaangażowany lub abstrakcyjny
odbiorca ogląda wystawę zbiorową jako indywidualną, a indywidualną jako zbiorową
odbiorca traktuje jedną wystawę jak kilka niezależnych wystaw, a kilka niezwiązanych ze sobą wystaw jako jeden projekt

krytyk sztuki ogląda wystawę pod wpływem silnych środków odurzających, by następnie opisać swoje wrażenia w recenzji
krytyk sztuki recenzuje wyłącznie: wystawy, na których nie był; wystawy których nie było; nie-wystawy opisane jako wystawy; recenzje innych krytyków
krytyk sztuki recenzuje wystawy według z góry przyjętego klucza – np. na podstawie wzoru "pozytywna – negatywna – pozytywna – negatywna"
recenzent pisze nie-recenzje: tworzy tekst złożony tylko z cytatów, oddaje swoją rubrykę komuś innemu (np. nie-krytykowi) lub wykorzystuje wyłącznie materiał wizualny, ewentualnie pisze tekst, ale nie związany z założonym tematem
krytyk sztuki przygotowuje recenzję w formie kabaretu, muzycznego słuchowiska radiowego lub videoperformensu
krytyk sztuki przygotowuje uniwersalną recenzję wielokrotnego użytku
krytyk pisze recenzję pozytywną jako negatywną oraz negatywną jako pozytywną
krytyk sztuki publikuje w tym samym czasie pozytywną i negatywną recenzję tej samej wystawy
krytyk opisuje wystawy wyłącznie w taki sposób, w jaki chciałby aby wyglądały – w efekcie jego recenzje zawsze mają wydźwięk pozytywny

marszand wyprzedaje wszystkie przedmioty znajdujące się w galerii, niezależnie od ich pochodzenia
marszand oferuje klientom wizyty w pracowniach artystów – w rzeczywistości są to sytuacje odgrywane przez podstawionych aktorów w odpowiednio zaaranżowanych przestrzeniach
kolekcjoner sztuki gromadzi wyłącznie fetysze pozostałe po artystach

historyk sztuki przedstawia zjawiska marginalne jako kanon, a kanon jako margines sztuki
historyk sztuki opisuje alternatywną wersję wydarzeń, mieszając fakty i fikcję
historyk sztuki daje wykłady w formie muzycznych słuchowisk radiowych, videoperformensów lub kabaretu

* lojalnie uprzedzamy, że niektóre z opisanych pomysłów zostały już zrealizowane